When your “best friend” gets a boy friend and forgets all about you.
Just remember who was there for you when no one else was.

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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vonmunsterr:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT